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Stuck Together - 2 by timing2, literature

Stuck Together - 1 by timing2, literature

Isham and the Golden Watch - 2 by timing2, literature

Isham and the Golden Watch - 1 by timing2, literature

Quincy's New Game by timing2, literature

Meet the Mantoid by timing2, literature

The Mantoid Attraction by timing2, literature

Galya's Portal Problems - 3 by timing2, literature

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Journey Home Chapter 3 by thatonedude236, literature

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CS8- Motivation by Asuroth, literature

Story 66 - part 2b by FS-the-voresmith, literature

Story 66 - part 2a by FS-the-voresmith, literature

Golden slug-girls III by Ravana3k, literature

Golden slug-girls II by Ravana3k, literature

Golden slug-girls I by Ravana3k, literature

FP: Pantaurs at Play by Asuroth, literature

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Nekonip by timing2, literature

Artist // Hobbyist // Literature
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  • Deviant for 17 years
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Runaway Llamas: Llamas are awesome! (100001)Runaway Llamas: Llamas are awesome! (100001)Runaway Llamas: Llamas are awesome! (100001)
I've seen it: It's Coming -- Stay Tuned!
birthdAy '10: decade of deviousness
Super Fantastic Golden Platter Cake: Wishing a happy birthday (20)
I Heart DeviantArt Gear: Proud supporter of deviantGEAR
My Bio
The stories I write are set in Felarya, a wonderful fantasy world created by Karbo. They typically include soft vore, though that is usually not the central theme, so be forewarned. If that is not your cup of tea, please do not delve any further.

If you enjoy reading these stories, I highly recommend another author by the name of FS-the-voresmith. Several of his stories and characters have inspired my own.

His Story 53 in particular takes place in the Howling Forest, with several of my own characters making appearances.

:devart:

"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea."
~RFC 1925

“Some people, when confronted with a Unix problem, think, ‘I know, I’ll use sed.’ Now they have two problems.”
~The UNIX Haters Handbook

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most fools do."
~Benjamin Franklin

Felarya authors I read:
:iconasuroth::iconfs-the-voresmith::iconkrisexy26::iconracemaster7::iconravana3k::iconrythmear::iconthatonedude236::icontora044::iconturboman500::iconwowandwas:

Artists I commission:
:iconarseniquez::iconautumnology::iconblazbaros::iconbokuman::iconcandra::iconerikvonlehmann::iconbryan-lobdell::iconlufidelis::iconkarbo::iconme-b::iconcharochai::iconkianjimenez::iconvaghauk::iconwenart::iconzhane00:

Stamps:
dA Thanks Stamp. by jugga-lizzle Writers Stamp by shadow-wolf-haunts Read Before You Comment by LeoLeonardo artists comments stamp + plz by izka197 I :heart: Spiders by RottenKindaCute ++STAMP++ by Phantom--Wolf

Mature Content

Slug Girl Stamp by timing2
Fire Naga Stamp by timing2 Neko Stamp Entry 2 by Vallie Pink Floyd I by InkedHarley My Characters STAMP by NocturnalMelody9 Emotes stamp by Droneguard

Favourite Visual Artist
Frank Frazetta, Luis Royo, John Berkey, Masamune Shirow
Favourite Movies
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Favourite TV Shows
TV? What's that?
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Johann Sebastian Bach
Favourite Books
Foundation, The Black Company, The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress, Dune, The Weapon Shops of Isher
Favourite Writers
Isaac Asimov, Glen Cook, Robert A. Heinlein, Frank Herbert, A. E. van Vogt
Favourite Games
Current: Mass Effect Trilogy, Alltime: Starflight
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC & PS3
Tools of the Trade
Word, WordPerfect, WordWeb Pro, TheSage, Merriam-Webster's Guide to Punctuation and Style
Other Interests
Speculative Fiction, GTS, Vore

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No confirmation on his death that I am aware of. Just MIA, like a lot of users on here.

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who are you and how did you get so many damn llamas
timing2 bought most of his Llama badges through the Llama Trade where people could give :points: for Llamas. He was one of the first people on deviantART to receive the highest Llama level - the Golden Llama badge (that was later upgraded to Runaway Llamas). He was also one of the first people to reach the 100,000 Llamas limit only after couple of months after the Llama badge was introduced. Because of a weird glitch some deviantART users received more than 100,000 Llamas - for example his account has 100,001 Llamas.

It is unclear how some accounts had enough money to buy all the Llamas. 100,000 :points: is quite expensive to buy (because just 8,000 :points: is 100 US Dollars). So he used over 1000 US Dollars to buy all the Llamas. Maybe those are just really rich people or it was a some sort of credit card fraud because it feels weird that some people would spent over 1000 US Dollars to just to buy Llamas.
I would say llamas have achieved collectible status for some. I am aware of collectible items like artwork, coins, and stamps selling for millions of dollars. That said, some people turn around and sell those, which cannot be done with llama badges. timing2 was first to reach 100,000. I do not know who was first to 10,000 or 25,000, though it might have been him. He also gave out more than 100,000 llamas.
daaaaaaaamn son